My Life Shattered Into a Million Pieces

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A few years ago, our oldest daughter decided to play an April fools joke on our friends and family.  Writing the following letter she had people stirred up all the way in Russia!  I only fear what she’ll do this year. . .  This was a april fools joke I played on my friends…I emailed {Read More…}

School again

Ok, so from the title, im sure you have already found out that I have (once again) been doing …..you guessed it..(actually you read it above…but…whatever..) SCHOOL. We’ve been learning about the middle ages. It was a real nice, peaceful…(not) safe..(yah right..) gory(totally!) time to be living in. Those guys would’ve been real easy to make friends {Read More…}

School

Hey Guys. Just finished history…(man, that took a looong time…) we learned about Alfred the Great, and a bunch of rowdy vikings. Actuly, last year I studied them, and they seemed pretty cool. I mean for barbarians. My sisters do a pretty nice job of acting like barbarians on a regular basis tho. (just kiddin…lol maybe…) they {Read More…}

Brain washing

My dear friends…I am sorry to say this, but I fear deeply that my parents (preferably my mom) have been brain washed by a kid hating, dish washing cult! No, not really….but I like to have a dramatic entrance.  But, you never know…I mean just a few minutes ago my mom asked me to do {Read More…}

Another Day

“Ladies annnnd Gents….lets welcome on…the amazing….annnd *coughs*  uh …wonderful….stunning *ahem* AMMMANDA!! Lets all give her a round of applause!” (two ppl clap) * i poke announcer…MAKE THEM CLAP*” Uh lets all give a hearty cheer for her…*ahem* and all of the *cough* wonderful things she has done for us…..” clap clap clapclap clap.  *pokes announcer again…read the rest of {Read More…}

Good ol’ me being a nut!

Well,  I am ready to join the FBI. I’m, like, hardcore, or whatever now. I have been to Costco, and braved the mobs or crazed shoppers as they frantically searched for the sale items.  In fact. . .I was with one. My mom.  Being dragged around to multiple stores, is a sad, sad, thing. It’s {Read More…}

Wowzah!. . . busy weekend!!

We had an amazing weekend. Totally. Crazy. Wild. Amazing. It all started on thursday night, when some company was going to stay at our house.  Thursday night was fine. . .but then friday came. Wow. So, we peacefully eat our dinner, everything going fine. Then we sit in the livingroom and talk. And, the phone rings.  {Read More…}

This interesting life of mine

Hey pplz! Waz’sup? Lot’s of things are up here. For instance, The ceiling. . .oh, and that bird that just flew by  Ok, so first of all I would like to say,  *shuffles notecards* I deeply, sincerely would like to. . . oh never mind. . .I’ll just say it the easy way. I would like {Read More…}

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Guess what we attempeted to do today? No, we did not go to mars, no we did not blow up the house, and NO we did NOT clean our rooms. We made Ice Cream! Er. . .or rather we TRIED to.  We have these deals that are like balls you have to throw/kick around, and the {Read More…}

Another normal day. . . in which root beer ends up shooting out of my nose.

Well, I am starting to believe that I will be forever doomed to embarrassing situations, and bad luck. Here is why. Yesterday, we went to some peoples house, to pick up my sister (she had been having a sleepover with their daughter) and we stayed for dinner. Now, in most cases, dinner is a UN-EVENTFUL {Read More…}

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