Did you ever wonder how a teenager does her hair in the car? Easy! Hold the mirror with your toes. Now, why didn’t I think of that? xoxo
The Green Drink
April 4, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Dear Daughter, I was trying to be a nice Mom today. I decided not to enter the bus in my pj’s with bed head to make you drink your green drink! Next time I may not be so nice. P.S. I’m sure I gave all your friends on the bus a good, hearty laugh for {Read More…}
School again
September 10, 2011 By
Ok, so from the title, im sure you have already found out that I have (once again) been doing …..you guessed it..(actually you read it above…but…whatever..) SCHOOL. We’ve been learning about the middle ages. It was a real nice, peaceful…(not) safe..(yah right..) gory(totally!) time to be living in. Those guys would’ve been real easy to make friends {Read More…}
School
September 5, 2011 By
Hey Guys. Just finished history…(man, that took a looong time…) we learned about Alfred the Great, and a bunch of rowdy vikings. Actuly, last year I studied them, and they seemed pretty cool. I mean for barbarians. My sisters do a pretty nice job of acting like barbarians on a regular basis tho. (just kiddin…lol maybe…) they {Read More…}
Brain washing
September 1, 2011 By
My dear friends…I am sorry to say this, but I fear deeply that my parents (preferably my mom) have been brain washed by a kid hating, dish washing cult! No, not really….but I like to have a dramatic entrance. But, you never know…I mean just a few minutes ago my mom asked me to do {Read More…}
Another Day
August 20, 2011 By
“Ladies annnnd Gents….lets welcome on…the amazing….annnd *coughs* uh …wonderful….stunning *ahem* AMMMANDA!! Lets all give her a round of applause!” (two ppl clap) * i poke announcer…MAKE THEM CLAP*” Uh lets all give a hearty cheer for her…*ahem* and all of the *cough* wonderful things she has done for us…..” clap clap clapclap clap. *pokes announcer again…read the rest of {Read More…}
Wowzah!. . . busy weekend!!
August 1, 2011 By
We had an amazing weekend. Totally. Crazy. Wild. Amazing. It all started on thursday night, when some company was going to stay at our house. Thursday night was fine. . .but then friday came. Wow. So, we peacefully eat our dinner, everything going fine. Then we sit in the livingroom and talk. And, the phone rings. {Read More…}
This interesting life of mine
July 22, 2011 By
Hey pplz! Waz’sup? Lot’s of things are up here. For instance, The ceiling. . .oh, and that bird that just flew by Ok, so first of all I would like to say, *shuffles notecards* I deeply, sincerely would like to. . . oh never mind. . .I’ll just say it the easy way. I would like {Read More…}
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
July 15, 2011 By
Guess what we attempeted to do today? No, we did not go to mars, no we did not blow up the house, and NO we did NOT clean our rooms. We made Ice Cream! Er. . .or rather we TRIED to. We have these deals that are like balls you have to throw/kick around, and the {Read More…}
Yahoo! YES! Woot!
July 8, 2011 By
Moms disclosure: This is what an excited soon to be teenager looks like! This is kinda old (considering baby is here and nearly 1) but it is a funny from my little lady’s prospective. Prince Charming was doing work for some well to do folks that happened to be cleaning out their garage, and though {Read More…}
